James Deen is seriously the coolest dude ever and I can’t believe I’ve been viewing his videos for the past 2 years
PETITION FOR JAMES DEEN TO GROW HIS FACIAL HAIR AGAIN. 1 NOTE=1 SIGNATURE
once i turn 18, if James Deen is still doing Amateur America, I hereby volunteer my body to him
LUCKY CHICKS GETTING BANGED.
DAMMIT.
"ugggg i am currently trying to eat a mouthful of ham and it is not going well. see i am often times i am too lazy to make an actual sandwich so i just shove handfuls of ham or turkey into my mouth. i follow up the meat with cheese and lettuce so i get the whole sandwich. problem with this method is you actually don’t get the sandwich experience. it fixes the hunger and there is infinite less cleanup and i guess the lack of carbs keep me skinny but sometimes when i am shoveling palmfuls of meat into my gullet i get to a point where i am just chewing on far too much sandwich meat and with out the other sandwich elements it becomes a little overwhelming. anyway, while writing this i managed to ingest all the ham and things are better now. currently i am eating cheese. it is provolone. not my favorite but it is here which i like. it is also cheese and i like that."
— James Deen
What I’m Thankful For
My father for influencing me and making me the person I am today. He is the reason I live and fight every single day. He inspires me in every way and without him, I wouldn’t be alive.
My mother for teaching me to have an opinion and be who I want to me as long as I don’t have any regrets in the end.
My grandmother for teaching me that hard work pays off. She has taken care of me all my life. Thank you.
My uncle for teaching me self expression and love.
and all of the rest of my family.
I’m thankful for the record store and Tawnya. She’s helped me so much and those records made me feel comfortable in my time of need. Tawnya, thanks for being a second mother to me and teaching me so much in less than a year.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers for saving my life when I almost killed myself. For helping me realize I am a musician and I am who I am. Thank you for being there for me and understanding me when no one else did. Same goes for Nirvana, Weezer, and Nine inch Nails.
Yamill for being everything I could ask for and more. You are nothing but a great friend and inspiration and boyfriend and everything. I don’t even consider you my boyfriend, because boyfriend or best friend, you will still be the same to me and you’ll never change in my heart. I’m glad I met you and thanks for being a great support system. Thanks for making me happy.
Porn for helping me explore my sexuality and realize that I am comfortable with my anatomy.
My dog for being the only other person (yes she’s like a human to me) that understands me. When I cry, you snuggle next to me and don’t leave. When I’m mad, you give me my space. When I’m cold, you warm me up. Thanks for being the best dog a girl can ask for. You make my day brighter whenever I see your happy face greet me when I get home.
Kurt Lockwood and James Deen for being hot and helping me realize that I am a horny individual haha
Leslie for being like a big sister to me. You are fucking rad and it still baffles me as to how we went from meeting at the record store to living together.
Gabby for being my best friend through thick and thin. We talked every day for the past 2 years and I can honestly count on you for everything and anything. I tell you my secrets and you never judge. I’m so blessed to have you as a best friend.
and finally, everyone else i’ve ever encountered, looked at, smiled at, winked at, shook hands with, and everything i’ve touched, looked at, and admired. Whether you are a band member who doesn’t know I exist, a man walking down the street, or a table in the corner of the room. In a way, everything influences you whether you know it or not.
I’m blessed for the life I have now. I’m glad I’ve met these lovely people. I love life. t
The James Deen tag is overrun with fucking spam
